- Apr 18, 2015
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Welcome to Sanews article section! We are once again happy to see you read our articles. Everyone has crazy experiences in the city of Los Santos and so did I. We all witness weird things in our day to day life and this time around I have got a chance to narrate mine in the form a poem.
Warning: Patients suffering from 'cringeosite', a disease where cringe content causes serious medical issues are not requested to read the following lines, patients who read and suffer from it - must immediately report their condition to Los Santos Fire and Medical Department.
Without further delay - Let us continue.
It was the very same moonlight shining upon my old news van,
Not realizing soon, the crazy witch came down to the surface.
She landed with a broom stick that was as old as 'your mom' jokes,
I screamed, "Oh little stick, so sick - that big bum will break you some day!"
I shouldn't have screamed, the danger level grew high as the tides in the ocean -
She wanted to fight me. Am I going to call the 911 for this old woman?
Luckily I got hold of her broom stick, anyways she behaved like a mad lady-
My spells were as simple as my beauty - "Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily your life is just a cream.."
Not realizing soon, the crazy witch came down to the surface.
She landed with a broom stick that was as old as 'your mom' jokes,
I screamed, "Oh little stick, so sick - that big bum will break you some day!"
I shouldn't have screamed, the danger level grew high as the tides in the ocean -
She wanted to fight me. Am I going to call the 911 for this old woman?
Luckily I got hold of her broom stick, anyways she behaved like a mad lady-
My spells were as simple as my beauty - "Merrily Merrily Merrily Merrily your life is just a cream.."
So creamy that she turned into a cow or a buffalo - I ain't sure till date,
My dreamy old van kept it's door wide open in shock.
Am I worthy enough to call myself a magician,
People have not, but have called me a bitch that is as good as a witch -Isn't it?!
I am happy that I won that war, a war which has no purpose for our city,
It was an experience where people turned their faces away.
My dreamy old van kept it's door wide open in shock.
Am I worthy enough to call myself a magician,
People have not, but have called me a bitch that is as good as a witch -Isn't it?!
I am happy that I won that war, a war which has no purpose for our city,
It was an experience where people turned their faces away.
I deserve every bit of the respect, but did the cow talk?
I don't really know how much cream it has - or can it even give me milk or *beep*?
I then left my van near the Marina water lanes,
I walked back home thinking moon and stars!
I don't really know how much cream it has - or can it even give me milk or *beep*?
I then left my van near the Marina water lanes,
I walked back home thinking moon and stars!
Network Direction - Ariana Grande
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