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'High' driver!
By: Tony Burton | April 15, 2015
By: Tony Burton | April 15, 2015
(The scene of the crash)
Mourads Ammunation, Market - Recently, the police have successfully arrested a guy who was high on pot and crashed a Sultan into Mourads Ammunation. A bystander who witnessed the incident quickly called the police, who appeared in moments. 'He was speeding, and probably couldn't even see the road', said the bystander. The driver wasn't even hurt, as he had installed 4 airbags in his car, for the driver seat which provided efficient help at the time of need. Another great piece of work by Los Santos Airbags Co. - We protect your brain, AND your balls. The police put him behind bars soon after the incident. However, we couldn't get the driver's name, as the police refused to disclose it. He was still high, and his eyeballs were redder than ripe tomatoes from Hilltop Farm! Nobody was hurt in the process, but the front glass was shattered. Many window shoppers were disappointed. We managed to get one of them for a word, and he said, 'I could see whores hook up with random shoppers and doing their thing right there! I can't do that any more now. F*** YOU, DRIVER!'
Mr. Vinay X Ramcharan, the owner of the store, was not at all worried though. He just said, 'Meh. I have loads of other stores. It's like losing 1$ of my total wealth.' However, we couldn't get a picture of Mr. Vinay, as he is a very busy businessman and has to go to places every now and then.
The driver of the brown Sultan must have been quite rich, as he had installed a 'Nittlekit V2.00b' mod on it along with two huge bottles of Nitrous Oxide, for awesome speed within seconds. Ironically, the 'Nittlekit V2.00b' writing on the front bonnet was smashed and now it looked like it said 'N00b'.
(The driver of the unfortunate Sultan)
The police cannot roam around everywhere looking for drunk or high drivers, because that would stop the traffic, which would further lead to traffic jams. Together, we must stop such incidents from happening, by not doing such things ourselves.
So remember: 'Stay alive, don't smoke weed and drive.'
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