Federal Bureau of Investigation Leadership Applications

Why public applications?

After long discussions within the Faction Management department, we've agreed that change was needed regarding FBI. It seems that the past few leaders we've chosen have gone nowhere and lasted no time. We'd like to try something different to help us in the process of choosing someone for this position. We're hoping the use of applications will bring new faces to our attention and show us potential that has gone unnoticed.

How will applicants be chosen?

All applications will be reviewed by Einstein personally and then forwarded to the faction management team for comments and further input. We'll give each application a score based upon your English skills, knowledge of the server, knowledge of the faction, past record of service, past record of rulebreaking, and your activity. Once we have our scores gathered up, we'll take the top 3 scores and discuss them within the faction management team once again. We will choose our leader from those three applications.

How long do I have to apply?

We're in a rush to place somebody in this position! Applications will be due and reviewed on April the 23rd, 2016 at 12 PM GMT -5.

Great! So how do I apply?

Below, i'll have an application format. Just private message me here on the forum (@JEinstein) with your application completed to the best of your ability.

The Format

In-Game Name:

Is this your only forum account you've had? If not, provide the names of your other accounts:

List any administrative punishments you've recieved. (This will be checked):

How many hours per day are you active? (We'll do the math, so tell the truth):

Why do you think you have what it takes to lead this faction? (Minimum of 400 words):

What plans or changes do you have for the faction? (Minimum of 200 words):

List your past faction membership experience (This gets checked too):

Rate your english skills on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the worst, 10 being the best.:

How good are you with forum work?:

Best of luck to all of the applicants!
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[Dori_Bale]

Make me FBI leader.

 

[Jade Lucille]

Darwin Smith for FBI

 

[Braunstein]

You'd be useless at running the Fishing Job, if it was possible. Go hide in your land some more? ok!

Yet, i didn't suggest myself did i now?

12 y/o virgins always need to reply to me, its so weird.

#stoptryingtogetlaidonline

 

[WhoThis?]

EIther nick septim, Antonie Keef or Dar Dar

 

[MoozieJET]

You'd be useless at running the Fishing Job, if it was possible. Go hide in your land some more? ok!

Yet, i didn't suggest myself did i now?

12 y/o virgins always need to reply to me, its so weird.

#stoptryingtogetlaidonline

ure both shit no one cares what you say

 

[livarwtf]

I suggest myself


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[SophieLynch]

Bud Devil for FBI leader, expect raid 24/7

 

[Lance]

In-Game Name: Lance Slash

Is this your only forum account you've had? If not, provide the names of your other accounts: Yes

List any administrative punishments you've recieved. (This will be checked): Prisoned for multiple rulebreakings, banned for several offences and slapped over a million times.

How many hours per day are you active? (We'll do the math, so tell the truth): 3-6

Why do you think you have what it takes to lead this faction? (Minimum of 400 words):
Let me start by sharing some of my own hard truths:

First, all of us in law enforcement must be honest enough to acknowledge that much of our history is not pretty. At many points in American history, law enforcement enforced the status quo, a status quo that was often brutally unfair to disfavored groups. It was unfair to the Healy siblings and to countless others like them. It was unfair to too many people.

I am descended from Irish immigrants. A century ago, the Irish knew well how American society—and law enforcement—viewed them: as drunks, ruffians, and criminals. Law enforcement’s biased view of the Irish lives on in the nickname we still use for the vehicles we use to transport groups of prisoners. It is, after all, the “paddy wagon.”

The Irish had tough times, but little compares to the experience on our soil of black Americans. That experience should be part of every American’s consciousness, and law enforcement’s role in that experience—including in recent times—must be remembered. It is our cultural inheritance.

There is a reason that I require all new agents and analysts to study the FBI’s interaction with Dr. Martin Luther King, Jr., and to visit his memorial in Washington as part of their training. And there is a reason I keep on my desk a copy of Attorney General Robert Kennedy’s approval of J. Edgar Hoover’s request to wiretap Dr. King. It is a single page. The entire application is five sentences long, it is without fact or substance, and is predicated on the naked assertion that there is “communist influence in the racial situation.” The reason I do those things is to ensure that we remember our mistakes and that we learn from them.

One reason we cannot forget our law enforcement legacy is that the people we serve and protect cannot forget it, either. So we must talk about our history. It is a hard truth that lives on.

A second hard truth: Much research points to the widespread existence of unconscious bias. Many people in our white-majority culture have unconscious racial biases and react differently to a white face than a black face. In fact, we all, white and black, carry various biases around with us. I am reminded of the song from the Broadway hit, Avenue Q: “Everyone’s a Little Bit Racist.” Part of it goes like this:

Look around and you will find
No one’s really color blind.
Maybe it’s a fact
We all should face
Everyone makes judgments
Based on race.

You should be grateful I did not try to sing that.

What plans or changes do you have for the faction? (Minimum of 200 words):
Today, the FBI is a stronger organization, combining greater intelligence capabilities with a longstanding commitment to protecting the American people from criminal threats. We are also mindful that our mission is not just to safeguard American lives, but also to safeguard American liberties.

I want to give you a brief sense of the FBI’s current priorities, the key changes we have made in recent months, and the challenges we face.

II. FBI TRANSFORMATION
In the aftermath of the September 11, 2001 attacks, counterterrorism became our top priority, and it remains our top priority today. Indeed, our top three priorities—counterterrorism, counterintelligence, and cyber security—are national security-related. As a result of that shift in our mission, we have made a number of changes in the FBI, both in structure and in the way we do business.

List your past faction membership experience (This gets checked too): FBI Assistant Director, LSPD Deputy Chief of Police, LSFMD Deputy Chief

Rate your english skills on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the worst, 10 being the best.: 10

How good are you with forum work?: Excelent.


LIKE TO SHOW SUPPORT AND TO A NEW FUTURE!

 

[johnnyboy]

MY BOY @RTB FOR DIRECTOR

 

[SeanBaxterr]

In-Game Name: moozie box

Is this your only forum account you've had? If not, provide the names of your other accounts: no

List any administrative punishments you've recieved. (This will be checked): ban

How many hours per day are you active? (We'll do the math, so tell the truth): 25

Why do you think you have what it takes to lead this faction? (Minimum of 400 words):
What the fuck did you bark about me, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I graduated as top baby ese of my class in the prestigious Asesinos Loco Academy of Roleplaying, and I’ve been involved in numerous roleplaying interactions on the
Roleplay server. I've also led numerous raids on the Black Hand Club and have well over 3000 confirmed kills. I'll have you know I am a spastic and I will pwn the fuck out of you with my spas12 the likes of which has never been seen before on lawless Roleplay Server, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another target to DM. I’ll have you know I am a lvl 25 maniac, having over 1200 hours of gameplay and mastered the art of vesting. I'll let you know that I have over 500,000 dollars won in gambling at dice casino. I am trained in online trolling and I’ve won so many internet battles against basement dwellers like you. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me about frapsing my DM? Think again, dog. As we speak I am contacting my network of baby al's and an army of dick riders and your character is currently being targeted right now so you better prepare for the incoming DM, n00b. Even if you survive, my mexican brothers at AL are circling your home and your sacred place is being hunted right now, so prepare for the incoming slaughter fest, cunt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my top notch roleplaying talent. Not only am I extensively trained in roleplaying, but I have contacts of the HMA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of LRP, you god damn n00b. If only you could have foreseen what unholy retribution your FC on us was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed away from posting it. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re rekt kiddo. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother typing /kill either, I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself till you ragequit, you bieber-faced mongrel. I'll make you drown in the depths of your tears. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot. What the fuck did you bark about me, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I graduated as top baby ese of my class in the prestigious Asesinos Loco Academy of Roleplaying, and I’ve been involved in numerous roleplaying interactions on the lawless Roleplay server. I've also led numerous raids on the Black Hand Club and have well over 3000 confirmed kills. I'll have you know I am a spastic and I will pwn the fuck out of you with my spas12 the likes of which has never been seen before on lawless Roleplay Server, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another target to DM. I’ll have you know I am a lvl 25 maniac, having over 1200 hours of gameplay and mastered the art of vesting. I'll let you know that I have over 500,000 dollars won in gambling at dice casino. I am trained in online trolling and I’ve won so many internet battles against basement dwellers like you. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me about frapsing my DM? Think again, dog. As we speak I am contacting my network of baby al's and an army of dick riders and your character is currently being targeted right now so you better prepare for the incoming DM, n00b. Even if you survive, my mexican brothers at AL are circling your home and your sacred place is being hunted right now, so prepare for the incoming slaughter fest, cunt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my top notch roleplaying talent. Not only am I extensively trained in roleplaying, but I have contacts of the HMA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of LRP, you god damn n00b. If only you could have foreseen what unholy retribution your FC on us was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed away from posting it. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re rekt kiddo. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother typing /kill either, I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself till you ragequit, you bieber-faced mongrel. I'll make you drown in the depths of your tears. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.

What plans or changes do you have for the faction? (Minimum of 200 words):
What the fuck did you bark about me, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I graduated as top baby ese of my class in the prestigious Asesinos Loco Academy of Roleplaying, and I’ve been involved in numerous roleplaying interactions on the
Roleplay server. I've also led numerous raids on the Black Hand Club and have well over 3000 confirmed kills. I'll have you know I am a spastic and I will pwn the fuck out of you with my spas12 the likes of which has never been seen before on lawless Roleplay Server, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another target to DM. I’ll have you know I am a lvl 25 maniac, having over 1200 hours of gameplay and mastered the art of vesting. I'll let you know that I have over 500,000 dollars won in gambling at dice casino. I am trained in online trolling and I’ve won so many internet battles against basement dwellers like you. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me about frapsing my DM? Think again, dog. As we speak I am contacting my network of baby al's and an army of dick riders and your character is currently being targeted right now so you better prepare for the incoming DM, n00b. Even if you survive, my mexican brothers at AL are circling your home and your sacred place is being hunted right now, so prepare for the incoming slaughter fest, cunt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my top notch roleplaying talent. Not only am I extensively trained in roleplaying, but I have contacts of the HMA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of LRP, you god damn n00b. If only you could have foreseen what unholy retribution your FC on us was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed away from posting it. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re rekt kiddo. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother typing /kill either, I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself till you ragequit, you bieber-faced mongrel. I'll make you drown in the depths of your tears. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot. What the fuck did you bark about me, you little n00b? I’ll have you know I graduated as top baby ese of my class in the prestigious Asesinos Loco Academy of Roleplaying, and I’ve been involved in numerous roleplaying interactions on the lawless Roleplay server. I've also led numerous raids on the Black Hand Club and have well over 3000 confirmed kills. I'll have you know I am a spastic and I will pwn the fuck out of you with my spas12 the likes of which has never been seen before on lawless Roleplay Server, mark my fucking words. You are nothing to me but just another target to DM. I’ll have you know I am a lvl 25 maniac, having over 1200 hours of gameplay and mastered the art of vesting. I'll let you know that I have over 500,000 dollars won in gambling at dice casino. I am trained in online trolling and I’ve won so many internet battles against basement dwellers like you. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me about frapsing my DM? Think again, dog. As we speak I am contacting my network of baby al's and an army of dick riders and your character is currently being targeted right now so you better prepare for the incoming DM, n00b. Even if you survive, my mexican brothers at AL are circling your home and your sacred place is being hunted right now, so prepare for the incoming slaughter fest, cunt. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my top notch roleplaying talent. Not only am I extensively trained in roleplaying, but I have contacts of the HMA and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable arse off the face of LRP, you god damn n00b. If only you could have foreseen what unholy retribution your FC on us was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have stayed away from posting it. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re rekt kiddo. It’s too late to save yourself, but don’t bother typing /kill either, I’ll fucking resuscitate you and kill you again myself till you ragequit, you bieber-faced mongrel. I'll make you drown in the depths of your tears. You’re fucking pwn’d, faggot.

List your past faction membership experience (This gets checked too): no

Rate your english skills on a scale of 1 to 10, 1 being the worst, 10 being the best.: 11

How good are you with forum work?: 10/10

TRAINED IN ONLINE TROLLING?
What filth dared pass your unworthy lips, pitiful urchin?
I will declare, am the heir of the Trollers, I have led our people out of tragedy single-handed.
I have destroyed over 300 white demons bare handed.
I am learned in the arts of the trolling and hacking, and none are more connected to the Great Spirit than I
You are but nothing to me, prey.
I will have your head hollowed for a gourde, my word is sacred
Do you think your magic will allow you to continue to disrespect me like this? Think again, dog!
Prepare for the onslaught, rat.
The onslaught that will decimate your very way of life from your people's history.
You are a breathing ghost, child.
For I have graduated in Hogwarts School of Trolling.