Competition Lawless' Got Talent 2015

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Dear Lunatics,

your Public Relations team has always been forward thinking, aiming to keep high standards in terms of event entertainment and community engagement. We would like to thank you very much for the constant support you are giving us on our social media pages and, as a token of our gratitude, we have prepared an exciting and unique event for you all!

We are pleased to announce the launch of our brand new community competition, Lawless' Got Talent 2015!





TALENT CATEGORIES*
(must be SA:MP/Lawless related)

• Roleplay
• Digital graphics/Pencil drawing
• Rap freestyle/Singing
• News article
• Poetry
• Software development**
• Mapping
• Anything else SA:MP/Lawless related**

*: We will not pick a winner for each category. You may choose one, or more categories.
** : No game hacks

DATE

Starts: Today, 30th May 2015

Ends: Tuesday, 9th June 2015

HOW TO PARTICIPATE

Taking part in Lawless' Got Talent 2015 competition is very easy and simple!
After you are done developing your own project in the form of image, video, .MP3 or text file, you will need to post the file, or its web-link, below as post in this thread!

Very easy, isn't it? Everyone will be able to see your product! We would appreciate it if you could also give us a short description of your project.

Everyone is free to participate, 0 restrictions.​

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TIPS & SAMPLES

The entry must be uniquely developed and sent by you. You can, for example, take several screenshots or record a video of a big and exciting Roleplay situation in game and send us the shots! You can record yourself whilst rapping and send us the music file! You can also write down a poem or a SAN News article. Anything that your imanigation can develop, think outside the box and be creative!
All this must be SA:MP/Lawless Roleplay related; multiple entries allowed! 1 project per category.


JUDGES & WINNERS

The Public Relations team will randomly select three administrators and appoint them as the Lawless' Got Talent 2015 Judges! They will be given the task to inspect, supervise and scrutinize all entries. After reviewing and evaluating the entry of every participant they will start voting on each project. Judges' names will remain secret until winners are announced.



REWARDS

Three particpants with the most votes will receive the following rewards respectively:

Winners will be announced and rewarded on 9th June, 2015. (EU afternoon)
Prizes are not transferable.​

ADDITIONAL INFO

We surely have not certified judges able to judge someone's capabilities, but what we do have is a BIG desire to give you the possibility to share your creative skills with everyone in this community and, why not, receive a reward for it! Certain forms of disrespect(i.e. Racism) towards other members are not tolerated and offenders will be pursued.

Lunatics, the Staff team wishes you good luck and..
..LET THE COMPETITION BEGIN!​

For more questions and concerns regarding this event, simply post below or send the undersigned a forum PM or e-mail at [email protected] or [email protected] . If you enjoyed the event, let us know! Thanks!

- Public Relations

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[Wisest]

"Fuck you, Franz Capone!"
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Two guys, Marc Jonsy and Ian Elywardt, worked for years in The Well Stacked Pizza Co. Franz Capone, the owner of the Pizza Stack, is part of the criminal organisation Capone Corporation. He is using the Pizza Stack to hide his money for the F.B.I. The Pizza Stack do not have any customers since the new owner due to his criminal activities. Franz Capone is stingy, his employees (Marc Jonsy and Ian Elywardt) are earning almost nothing at the Pizza Stack. They were tired of their job (and Franz Capone), and the following happened..

(It takes some time to load the pictures, we will try to assemble the second part)

Spoiler: Story (click to read the cartoon)

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After the situation, Ian and Marc decided to leave Los Santos. It was very difficult for Ian to leave Los Santos due to his good relationship with his family. He promised them that he will make money in San Fierro. But would that happen?

Their purpose was to move to San Fierro, but they decided to take a break in Palmanio Creek. Palmanio Creek was known as a dead city. They found a small house in Palmanio Creek and they decided to stay in the house, but one day, someone knocked on the door. Marc Jonsy opened the door, and .. TO BE CONTINUED

(We will post the second part of the cartoon/story tomorrow)​

"Fuck you, Franz Capone!" - PART 2

"After the situation, Ian and Marc decided to leave Los Santos. It was very difficult for Ian to leave Los Santos due to his good relationship with his family. He promised them that he will make money in San Fierro. But would that happen?​

Their purpose was to move to San Fierro, but they decided to take a break in Palmanio Creek. Palmanio Creek was known as a dead city. They found a small house in Palmanio Creek and they decided to stay in the house, but one day, someone knocked on the door. Marc Jonsy opened the door, and .. TO BE CONTINUED"

Marc Jonsy opened the door, quickly, and saw a guy in a suit, with a Desert Eagle in his hand. He aimed the Desert Eagle towards Marc Jonsy, and he would shoot if Marc Jonsy did not comply with him. Marc Jonsy decided to listen, and he is kidnapped. It was a early morning, Ian Elywardt was still sleeping. He was very shocked when he did not see Marc Jonsy in the living room.

Where would Marc Jonsy go? What will happen with Ian Elywardt?
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(This is the last part for the contest, but I will continue with the story on forums, in a separate thread)​

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[Leiionidas]

fuck me, a bit too much talent around lol

And I'm just sitting here masturbating....

this is going to be tough to judge

 

[Devin]

fuck me, a bit too much talent around lol

And I'm just sitting here masturbating....

this is going to be tough to judge

Masturbating is a form of stress relief.. so go fuck yourself and calm down. Beep beep! Now mutha fucka!

 

[LeoOo]

Look at my Drawing Kyrie Irving He is my IDOL.View attachment 12074

you sure you drew this?

I think not?
http://pinsta.me/ikorry

 

[Luke]

I'm submitting a commercial I made for selling my Bangbus:


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The ad:

http://www.lawlessrp.com/threads/bangbus-video-included.63368/

I like to thank @Leroy for 'helping' me recording it.

Peace!

I'll take the bus if I get that cute panda with it.

 

[Luke]

fuck me, a bit too much talent around lol

And I'm just sitting here masturbating....

this is going to be tough to judge

You sure must have mastered this art form huh? Any winning tips for us amateurs?

 

[Toompert]

I'll take the bus if I get that cute panda with it.

What are u planning to do once you have the bus AND the panda??? ......You sick freak!

 

[Leiionidas]

You sure must have mastered this art form huh? Any winning tips for us amateurs?

damn where do I even begin man I should write a book but I'll give you a few pointers homie

1) The true professional rubs the tip in a circular motion, kind of like karate kid and the wax on, wax off deal. You'll get a surreal feeling from it that just tingles your body man. Nice and slow though otherwise it will feel uncomfortable.

2) Masturbate ferociously and just before you're about to blow your load let go off your diddly. it will just pulse like mad and keep coming out

Everytime I jerk off this is my reaction:

 

[Poopface]

I drew my favorite nazi.. This is definitely related to samp (I had a skinmod of him) mweheheheaheheaheah it's not the guy on my profile pic btw

 

[ReggaL]

This is a video that i made for you guys who are hungry ) hope you enjoy it!!