JT360 Weekly #2: Bank robbery, stocks, and $1 million sweepstakes

How are we doin'?


  • Total voters
    23

Kenobi

Chartered Old-School
May 25, 2013
1,489
814
113
PNucHvZ.png

JT360 Weekly #2: Bank robbery, stocks, and $1 million sweepstakes
A San Andreas News JT360 article
Xgyitzs.png

Author: Jack Kenobi
Date: December 1st, 2018

Tags: san, stocks, money, economy, bank robbery, police, sweepstakes

Bank Robbery

I0iqjiG.jpg
Caption: Suspects of the bank robbery inside the bank's money vault.

And to think this was a pleasant week. Local authorities responded to a bank robbery in progress at around 8:00 a.m. near our SAN headquarters. We were close enough to respond ourselves before law enforcement arrived on scene, so we went inside with body armor down to the bank's vault, which had an accomplice guarding it. Inside, there were 8 other accomplices loading the cash into their duffle bags.

After heading back outside authorities were just arriving on scene to the robbery. Captain Lance Orlando of the Los Santos Police Department (LSPD) was leading the response, along with a few officials from the Federal Bureau of Investigation (FBI). At approximately 8:07 a.m., the individuals committing the robbery had exited the building, darting off in multiple directions disorienting the local authorities' ability to track them all down. According to the LSPD, they were only able to apprehend one of the 9 suspects responsible.

Stock Market

Today we've attracted even more investors to buy our stocks, including Daniel Issac and Adam Warlock, who are now stakeholders in our network. We will always accept people willing to invest in our success to make us an even better news organization, improving our vehicles and equipment.
Because of salary raises we've made and new expenses we are slightly lowering the interest rate for investors and increasing our returns fee (cash withheld when returning investment money) from 5% to 8%. We are also enacting a policy which would limit stakeholders to withdraw no more than $50,000 every Sunday from their investment balance.

$1 million sweepstakes

Because of how low the participation for last week's sweepstakes of $100,000 was, we are allowing it to continue for one more week before we draw a grand winner. Also, we are officially allowing entries for our brand new $1 million lifetime sweepstakes. This is a very special giveaway, and because of this it is going to run for approximately 4 months. 4 months?! Yes! Because you are able to make multiple entries for this giveaway on the same form! Enter as many times as you desire, weekly, daily, or even hourly! Just fill out the form and you have yourself an additional entry to win.

____________________________________________________________________________________________
$100,000
Last week's jackpot, you could do many things with all this money!
Enter to win here

____________________________________________________________________________________________
$1,000,000
Lifetime prize, winner drawing on 4/20/2019, enter as many times as you wish!

Enter to win here

____________________________________________________________________________________________

SAN News Job Opportunities
In need of a real career with competitive salaries and great relationships? You just stepped foot in the right direction!

There are only a few requirements to join:
  • A good level of english
  • You have been in town for 3 years
  • You have got a mean of transportation, everything (except a bicycle) is fine
You don't have to worry about the so-called "Faction Purges", because we are not refreshing the members. We care about everyone and we respect your rights. Also, these are the perks of working with us:
  • Unrestricted access to our lockers, and a discount for the shotgun, free healthcare and vests
  • $25,000 (Yes, $25,000. Not a cent less) per article published.
  • Extra payments for division service e.g Recruiting a member gives you $5,000
  • Access to the faction vans and helicopters (use it only for faction duty)
  • Free coffee!
  • Personal parking place with a classy plate
  • Access to our private sections
Credits to Luke Cavazzer above
Written and published by Jack Kenobi, Network Chairman of the San Andreas News Network.
 

Buggly Bronx

Chartered Old-School
Dec 26, 2014
5,008
1,740
113
(( Why is SAN performing so good while the server is performing so bad, such a waste of great work smh, keep it up btw. ))