Update! [April Fools] Lawless Roleplay Update v10.0.00

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LAWLESSRP PRESENTS: EXTREME REALISM MODE & AI ADMINISTRATION
Because playing a game should feel like suffering in real life.​

Los Santos has always been a city of chaos, crime, and questionable life choices. But have you ever thought, “Wow, this is too easy! I wish my character had to deal with hunger, exhaustion, and bathroom breaks just like me!”

Well, your twisted wish has been granted. :cool:



INTRODUCING EXTREME REALISM MODE​

From now on, every LawlessRP character will experience the true struggles of life. You will:

✅ Eat or Starve – Forget to eat? Your screen will turn blurry, and you'll pass out on the sidewalk like that one guy outside of Pig Pen in his pink fire truck.
✅ Sleep or Collapse – Who needs shootouts when you can experience the thrill of insomnia? Ignore rest, and you’ll drop like a sack of potatoes.
✅ Use the Bathroom… or Else – Hold it in too long? Let’s just say… you’ll regret it. Especially if you’re mid-turf war like that guy who thought he was a wolf.
​
(PRO TIP: Porta-potties are now premium real estate. Buy one on our donation site before the rich Arabs do.)



ADMINS? WHO NEEDS ‘EM? WELCOME TO AI JUSTICE!​

After years of admin complaints, we’re finally taking the most logical step forward: We fired them all.

Meet LAWLESSGPT, the world’s most emotionless, robotic, and ruthlessly fair admin AI, trained on over 10,000 ban appeals and 1 million player reports.

🚨 Banned for no reason? Don’t worry. The AI will generate one.
🚨 Think your report was ignored?* It wasn’t. The AI is just silently judging you.
🚨 Need an unban? Write an appeal. The AI will auto-reject it unless you attach a 10-page essay on “Why I Shouldn’t Have Used Aimbot.”
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So there you have it. Total realism and soulless AI justice. The future is now.

LAWLESSRP: WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE.​

See you on the streets… if you survive.

p.s. Happy April Fools!
 
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It is with a heavy heart that I write this, reflecting on the state of our beloved community, which has stood as a significant part of our lives for over a decade. As we observe the current state of Lawless Roleplay, we can't help but feel a deep sense of loss. Despite the occasional peaks, such as Double XP weekends, the server now struggles to maintain a player base of even 20-30 individuals—most of whom are from the same two net-cafes. It is increasingly rare to encounter familiar names from years past, individuals who were once central to the life of this community.


It is deeply saddening to witness the decline of a server that once shaped our childhoods, a server that had so many opportunities to evolve, grow, and thrive. Whether in the realm of SA: MP or in a potential transition to GTA 5, it seems that those opportunities have been squandered. We cannot help but feel that a series of decisions, perhaps out of indifference, has led to the current state of affairs. This has left us watching as the community that once thrived slowly fades away.


Over the past several months, we have heard from numerous long-time players and dedicated members who reached out in good faith, hoping to engage in constructive dialogue with you. They sought to offer ideas, share their concerns, and explore potential solutions that could revive the server on a stronger footing. Regrettably, it seems that these appeals have gone unanswered, with many of their suggestions dismissed or overlooked.


As the days pass, it feels as though the end is increasingly inevitable for Lawless Roleplay. The once-vibrant community is now little more than a shadow of its former self. In light of this, we kindly suggest that if you still value the people who have loyally supported the server over the years, it may be time to consider a new path forward—one that honors the community’s legacy. Perhaps, with mutual respect and understanding, a merger or acquisition could provide the fresh start that Lawless Roleplay so desperately needs, offering its players a new home within a community that shares a similar passion, and you do know exactly what and who I am referring to, as does everyone else.


In closing, we wish for nothing more than to see the community we have cherished for so long find a way to continue, whether through revitalization or by becoming part of something new. We hope that the spirit of collaboration and goodwill will prevail, and that together we can chart a path toward a brighter future.
 
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Friendly Advice if you cant look into your server by yourself close it cuz current staff team is fucking it by every going second especially Your EXECUTIVE,s LOL
 
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Lafayette said:
It is with a heavy heart that I write this, reflecting on the state of our beloved community, which has stood as a significant part of our lives for over a decade. As we observe the current state of Lawless Roleplay, we can't help but feel a deep sense of loss. Despite the occasional peaks, such as Double XP weekends, the server now struggles to maintain a player base of even 20-30 individuals—most of whom are from the same two net-cafes. It is increasingly rare to encounter familiar names from years past, individuals who were once central to the life of this community.


It is deeply saddening to witness the decline of a server that once shaped our childhoods, a server that had so many opportunities to evolve, grow, and thrive. Whether in the realm of SA: MP or in a potential transition to GTA 5, it seems that those opportunities have been squandered. We cannot help but feel that a series of decisions, perhaps out of indifference, has led to the current state of affairs. This has left us watching as the community that once thrived slowly fades away.


Over the past several months, we have heard from numerous long-time players and dedicated members who reached out in good faith, hoping to engage in constructive dialogue with you. They sought to offer ideas, share their concerns, and explore potential solutions that could revive the server on a stronger footing. Regrettably, it seems that these appeals have gone unanswered, with many of their suggestions dismissed or overlooked.


As the days pass, it feels as though the end is increasingly inevitable for Lawless Roleplay. The once-vibrant community is now little more than a shadow of its former self. In light of this, we kindly suggest that if you still value the people who have loyally supported the server over the years, it may be time to consider a new path forward—one that honors the community’s legacy. Perhaps, with mutual respect and understanding, a merger or acquisition could provide the fresh start that Lawless Roleplay so desperately needs, offering its players a new home within a community that shares a similar passion, and you do know exactly what and who I am referring to, as does everyone else.


In closing, we wish for nothing more than to see the community we have cherished for so long find a way to continue, whether through revitalization or by becoming part of something new. We hope that the spirit of collaboration and goodwill will prevail, and that together we can chart a path toward a brighter future.
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This guy is Junior Helper now you know where ya get me Hahaha .
 
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