LAWLESSRP PRESENTS: EXTREME REALISM MODE & AI ADMINISTRATION
Because playing a game should feel like suffering in real life.
Los Santos has always been a city of chaos, crime, and questionable life choices. But have you ever thought, “Wow, this is too easy! I wish my character had to deal with hunger, exhaustion, and bathroom breaks just like me!”
Well, your twisted wish has been granted.
INTRODUCING EXTREME REALISM MODE
From now on, every LawlessRP character will experience the true struggles of life. You will:
Eat or Starve – Forget to eat? Your screen will turn blurry, and you'll pass out on the sidewalk like that one guy outside of Pig Pen in his pink fire truck. Sleep or Collapse – Who needs shootouts when you can experience the thrill of insomnia? Ignore rest, and you’ll drop like a sack of potatoes. Use the Bathroom… or Else – Hold it in too long? Let’s just say… you’ll regret it. Especially if you’re mid-turf war like that guy who thought he was a wolf.
(PRO TIP: Porta-potties are now premium real estate. Buy one on our donation site before the rich Arabs do.)ADMINS? WHO NEEDS ‘EM? WELCOME TO AI JUSTICE!
After years of admin complaints, we’re finally taking the most logical step forward: We fired them all.
Meet LAWLESSGPT, the world’s most emotionless, robotic, and ruthlessly fair admin AI, trained on over 10,000 ban appeals and 1 million player reports.
Banned for no reason? Don’t worry. The AI will generate one. Think your report was ignored?* It wasn’t. The AI is just silently judging you. Need an unban? Write an appeal. The AI will auto-reject it unless you attach a 10-page essay on “Why I Shouldn’t Have Used Aimbot.”
So there you have it. Total realism and soulless AI justice. The future is now.
LAWLESSRP: WHERE DREAMS GO TO DIE.
See you on the streets… if you survive.
p.s. Happy April Fools!
