No. Did you buy the noose to hang yourself with yet? I heard there will a 2 for 1 deal on Black Friday. Maybe @Leiionidas can join you.
Maybe you can loot some for us so we can lynch you and your friends.. oh wait.. no friends and you'll get lynched by your own community...
http://www.deathandtaxesmag.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/eXaWAMN.png seems like he's already done it. Only an American would look for ropes in the doritos section...