The Mysterious Crime - Article by Ariana Grande

[Tyrone Coleman]

I was a virgin throughout our relationship.

Or so you think; I fucked you in your sleep, just the way I like it.

 

[kaye$]

Or so you think; I fucked you in your sleep, just the way I like it.

fucking rapist

 

[Tyrone Coleman]

fucking rapist

I prefer to call it struggle snuggle.

 

[Husker Morrissey]

I hope you enjoy the CAVE OF A PUSSY I created in that slut who used to be known as my wife!

Lame article; lacks creativity. Incidents like so happen every day in Los Santos yet go unreported, this story lacks any form of 'oomph' and thus I deem it futile to feature in the News. Fuck the media manipulating the news everyday; it's time to make a stand! Teach your newscasters proper English! Make San Andreas News great again!

So much hatred