Fast Food Workers RIOTING against new Chief of Police

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The official image of Jerome Mactavish as leader of the Los Santos Police Department. Photo taken by Luke Marcello.
are he MR bean?
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It does look like the famous comedian "Mister Bean". He is not as funny.
 
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Fast food workers RIOTING against new Chief of Police
A San Andreas News article
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Author: Luke Marcello
Date: 21/08/2020

Tags: fast food, riot, daily, lspd
Disclaimer: We in SAN News do not necessarily share the ideas of the protesters. Images may be disturbing to a more susceptible audience. The article may contain sarcasm.

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Overview


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The official image of Jerome Mactavish as leader of the Los Santos Police Department. Photo taken by Luke Marcello.
The reason behind Ray Maurice's resignation is still a mystery. What we know, is that the person following his premature resignation is the ex-major, Jerome Mactavish. This wasn't taken so well from a great part of our citizens. When talking about citizens, we refer most of the times about illegal organizations, but we can also see that many citizens which have been police officers until a couple of days ago, rioting on the streets.

The less predictable fact is that the employees of the famous fast food chain "Clucking Bell" are rioting in the square in front of the police station of Commerce. The organization, called "Los Santos Fried Chicken", has shown himself on the paintball area before, and in Pershing Square afterwards. This group, with a provisional headquarter in Playa del Seville, is distinguished with many traits, the first three being:
  1. Not wanting Jerome Mactavish as the Chief of Police, and demanding justice for the former leader Ray Maurice.
  2. A stolen Cluckin' Bell uniform with a "TASTE THE COCK" label on the back (we assured also with a couple of members that the label doesn't represent their sexual orientation).
  3. A dreadful smell of exhausted frying oil.
The leader of said organization, as well as the promoter of the riots, is Kraff Hercules. His particular sign among the other members of the association is the plastic-red petrol can on his head, with seemingly no moral explanation. Unfortunately we couldn't have an interview with him for many reasons, despite the fact that we would enjoyed having one. However, we managed to have an interview with his colleague, with a more mediterranean smell and a pizzaboy uniform.

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Los Santos Fried Chicken leader together with a colleague in Pershing Square.
The interview itself rotated about two things: Why the new Chief of Police is not a good addition to the armed forces, and that you have to "fight fight fight" for your rights. Many concerns about the new head of Police were that he is an assassin and may not be a moral pillar to the department, but without many points which could confirm this. The second part about fighting for the rights though, has been very liked by the public. After roughly 30 seconds of the interview, the social media were flooded by this new satire saying "fight fight fight for your rights".

The "LSPD side"


Being impartial is a duty, this is why right after the first interview, we had the chance of having a second interview with a Deputy Commissioner. This interview was a bit improvised but we can say that the person was very very disoriented and with some confusion on his head. He stated at least a dozen of times "Trust me, you will love him", without even context a couple of times, but the interview had a very peak of suspence.

A person which will be kept unknown sent me personally a message, asking me to put the question "Do you think it's better Ray or Jerome as the leader?". The scene was rather funny, as the Deputy Commissioner was really struggling to stay on one side or another. He has tried the easiest and least risky way of "Ray was a good leader but I think that also Jerome would be a great leader". This did not reply to our answer unfortunately.

What happened to the rioters?


It has been a couple of days now, and yet we did not receive any information about them. Unknown sources say that now they are working on becoming a professional illegal organization, with the headquarters always at Playa del Seville, but those are just rumors which may and may not be true.
Other rumors stated that Jerome may have secretly organized an attack against those rioters and wasting them secretly, and hiding their bodies somewhere, however this has been proved fake after we have seen someone who was protesting, buying some groceries last day.

A rioter going for groceries. He looks concerned about the cheese price.


Credits


Special credits to the ex-illegal organization "Los Santos Fried Chicken", the Chief of Police Jerome Mactavish, the gang member Neville Splitzer, as well as the rioter Toni Murdoc and the police officer Clay Scott.
Photos taken by SAN News staff (Luke Marcello, John Strickland).
The best part is "rioter going for groceries. He looks concerned about the cheese price" 😂
 
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